Sometimes people can't take a joke!
Sent a joke out on the old mobile text this morning, not hilariously funny but still worth a grin.....this is their response.....
"Once upon a time there was a big fuckin hammer and a brittle skull surrounded by soft tissue. The skull liked to send jokes to the BFH, but the BFH didn't like jokes and mostly just liked hitting things. One day the BFH struck the skull repeatedly until tiny little bits of skull had to be extracted from the tissue with tweasers. And the BFH lived happily ever after"
Being a Northerner i now read this as send me as many crap jokes as possible just so i can annoy you!!
"Once upon a time there was a big fuckin hammer and a brittle skull surrounded by soft tissue. The skull liked to send jokes to the BFH, but the BFH didn't like jokes and mostly just liked hitting things. One day the BFH struck the skull repeatedly until tiny little bits of skull had to be extracted from the tissue with tweasers. And the BFH lived happily ever after"
Being a Northerner i now read this as send me as many crap jokes as possible just so i can annoy you!!

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